An old lady goes into her local photographers studio and approaches the girl at the desk. ‘I have heard that many things can be done with photographs these days. Is it true’? She asked. ‘Oh yes’, said the girl, ‘we can do all sorts of things these days’, she continued. ‘How may we help you’? The old lady replied, ‘Well I have this photo and I would like you to erase part of it’. She showed the girl the photograph and the girl asked what specific thing would the old lady like the studio to do. The picture was of the Queen attending some special event. The old lady said ‘Can you erase that policeman standing just there holding back the crowd’? ‘Certainly’, replied the girl, ‘But why’? The old lady smiled and said, ‘Well I am standing behind him’!
Shirley Anne