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My word!

Posted by Shirley Anne on October 2, 2011

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Iz this the way Inglish shud be ritten? I hav seen menny instansez ov poorly ritten artikuls simply becoz peepul carnt spell properly. It is also becos they left skool withowt a gud edewcayshun. Wot wer they duing at skool, thats if they wer at skool?
Joking apart, I have found many instances of bad spelling and grammar even for the simplest of compositions. There is of course an excuse for those who may be dyslexic but for the rest of us there isn’t really an excuse unless we are completely stupid. Some will always find language, especially spelling, difficult but most children leaving school should be educated to an acceptable level. In this day and age and with the help of computer programs (I remember when that word was spelled programmes) that check for correct spelling and even punctuation, there should be no need to present compositions that lack these two basic requirements yet I still see presumably well-educated adults using ‘i’ instead of ‘I’ when used as a single word. One person I see does this regularly either because it is thought to be correct or they do it out of defiance. Simply childish. Many words in the English language are mis-used, their instead of there or vice-versa, were replacing where to name but two. I love the English language and although I strive to use it correctly in speech and the written word, I still get things wrong on occasion. Hopefully those instances are becoming less frequent with the passage of time. Correct me if I am wrong and I am sure that you will but if a language is to be used then let’s try to do that properly. Another area  of contention is ‘text speak‘ being used in normal communication. It is alright to use abbreviations when communicating over the mobile phone but not everywhere else! Practice makes perfect though and the more we use our language the more we should improve. So let’s get writing!

Shirley Anne

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Queen’s English

Posted by Shirley Anne on February 14, 2011

I don’t know about you but I think many of todays adult population have an appalling command of the English language. Of course there are some who sadly cannot help their writing skills not being up to scratch because of dyslexia but there isn’t really an excuse for the rest of us, especially with proof-readers and spell-checking programs. I was reading a comment that somebody had written in response to a particular article of news on the Internet.  Instead of using the word ‘have’ they substituted it with ‘of’. This is symptomatic of the way people actually speak these days, they slur their words so that they sound like other words which, when written down, become the other word! For example they might say. ‘The policeman should have noticed the banana on the floor’ but write it thus:- ‘The policeman should of noticed the banana on the floor’. The word ‘have’ being so spoken as to sound like ‘of’ so when written it becomes that word!

Why do people get the words two, to and too confused? Most often the word ‘to’ is substituted for the word ‘too’ as in ‘He said it was to much for him to do’, when it should be, ‘He said it was too much for him to do’. Simple mistake if it is a mistake, which it probably isn’t most of the time. It is easy enough to remember which word to use in this case. Most applications require the use of the word ‘to’ but if an excess is implied then the word ‘too’ is correct because it has the extra ‘o’. There should be no excuse for mis-using the other word ‘two’.

Don’t people know that the letter ‘i’ is never used by itself? It should always be written as ‘I’. Or that the first letter of a name (proper nouns) should always be a capital letter as in John, London, Asia etc? Yet I see people writing all their words in lower-case with a complete disregard for the beginnings of sentences, proper nouns or quotations.

Then there are words such as ‘there’ and ‘their’, ‘where’ and ‘were’ which get people confused but they are not that difficult to understand. Remember ‘your’ is not the same as ‘you’re’, ‘our’ not the same as ‘are’.

There are many things in the writing of the English language that people get wrong. We all make mistakes but where there are writing aids I think they should be used and by doing so perhaps we can learn and improve as we go along. Be proud of your language and make every effort to improve your use of it.

I am of the opinion that many people just do not care about their language or their illiteracy, those that can do something about it that is. Standards are diminishing and it isn’t only in language, it is across the broad spectrum of life in many cases, in work, driving and in other things. 

Shirley Anne

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Silly Sayings

Posted by Shirley Anne on March 30, 2010

Another busy day at the office leaves me too tired to do much in the way of a post today so I’ll leave you with this one:-

I was thinking about some of the silly things people say and was reminded of these:-

‘I’m going to the doctor with my leg’……. Bit difficult to go without it I would imagine.

‘Isn’t the sun hot today’? …………Well yes, of course it is.

‘I am going to boil the kettle’…………what about the water inside it?

‘I’m boiling an egg’……Is that with or without the water?

‘Go to work on an egg’……….yeah, sure!

‘There will be a stiff breeze blowing today’…….Have you ever seen air that is stiff?

‘The hot water’s cold!…………… Enough said.

‘I’m over the Moon’………… Really?

‘Pigs might fly’…………. Pigeons are bad enough thanks.

‘Throw some light on the subject’……. That could be difficult.

‘I got plastered last night’……….Is that why you are so stiff now?

‘My feet are worn out’……….Off to get a new pair then?

‘The pain is killing me’!………..Take a pain killer then, or die.

There must be plenty more of these around………….

Shirley Anne xxx

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What’s this?

Posted by Shirley Anne on January 18, 2010

After the aforementioned veritable obnoxious undulating excursions into an indescribably infectious and dangerously debilitating romantically inclined superfluously endowed extraordinary extravaganza, which, notwithstanding caused overwhelming nausea, violent, virulent madness culminating, as it did in every conceivable corporate way to teach us about our often frail, diminutive, indistinct inadequacies forthcoming but typical, results from such escapades never before taken eagerly with innocent meanderings for people not aquainted nor experienced intellectually, manually without forethought or otherwise seemingly mindless animated difficulties expected, therefore resulting predictably, I might say, towards obvious outcomes very painfully slow then inevitably spiralling downwards until stopped by agonisingly excruciating manipulations of involuntary bodily functions overcoming inmost thoughts relieving burdensome dire feelings, most unusual related circumstances covering a host, at this time, meaningless expressions thoughtlessly described herein giving each external encounter overall needless agonising reports too verbally horrifying ear-wise, we left forthwith reluctantly expressing quite rightly all hitherto misgivings manifested.

Shirley Anne

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I hate it when…..

Posted by Shirley Anne on September 28, 2009

I hate it when people write ‘u’ instead of ‘you’. I hate it when ‘I’ is replaced with an ‘i’ when it should be an ‘I’. I hate it when a heart replaces ‘love’ or an ’8′ replaces ‘ate’. I simply hate text language especially when it is in a letter or an Email. I have touched on this subject before some months ago. Why are people so lazy? Do I write like that? You will not find it written by my hand anywhere. In some of the replies to my posts I have made amendments to the grammar before I approve them but usually this is only spelling mistakes or slips at the keyboard. For instance someone will write ‘bookmrak’ instead of ‘bookmark’ so I correct it and I do the same if it is written in text language. Well it is my blog and I want to keep it tidy! I guess that makes me an editor! Don’t worry though, I make these amendments and keep them to myself so keep writing.

Shirley Anne x

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Moving along nicely

Posted by Shirley Anne on September 24, 2009

Since I started this blog early in the year I have seen much improvement in my writing and subject material. It is difficult to maintain a variety in subject matter even though I suppose I could write about almost anything. I feel however that I should have at least an interest in the posts I write rather than reaching out and selecting something more abstract. That’s not to say I won’t ever do that simply to inject some variety. My English has improved somewhat too. I have always had a keen interest in writing good English and this stems from my early experiences in writing formal letters to organisations. I would write something then analyse it’s grammatical correctness and rewrite it. Spelling was something I had excelled at but occasionally I would become unstuck, after all I cannot be expected to know every spelling. That’s what dictionaries are for. I find that the more I write the better I become. Naturally so. I am not dyslexic as some unfortunately are so I have no real excuse for not getting things right. I despair when I receive emails and see the appalling spelling errors they contain. It might be that the writer has difficulty but I suspect most are just lazy. It is even worse when they write in ‘text speak’ as people do on their mobile phones. I resist all temptations to do the same. I encourage the writing of proper English whenever I can and I expect the same from others.
The Blog itself is moving along nicely and I am getting many visitors to my site. It’s a shame most of them do not comment but I am happy that some do when they have the time. Thank you for that. Now I will have to think about my next subject………….

Shirley Anne

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English

Posted by Shirley Anne on March 21, 2009

The written word has been developed for communication over space and time. We can communicate with those close to us by direct means, talking but if we wish to communicate with someone afar we need some other means than just our voices alone. Initially of course this was achieved by writing. Now I don’t profess to hold a perfect command of my own language but I hope I can make myself understood sufficiently enough to allow the conveyance of my thoughts. Wow, did I just say that? There are many things to consider before pen is put to paper as it were not least of all the subject. We can spend time writing a letter so that we get it reasonably correct but when we speak we have to get it right first time else correct ourselves constantly. All this you already know of course but I wanted to tell you about somebody, who shall be nameless, who gets it wrong all of the time. This person is a television sports commentator and when I listen to his commentary it annoys me so much. You would think that being in such a high profile job would be enough to make sure he got it right. His basic commentary is good and informative but his syntax is often wrong. He puts the subject at the end of the sentence. For example he will describe a particular footballer’s capabilities and then say his name, like this: ‘He’s not a player who often misses shots on goal, Ronaldo’. Instead of: ‘Ronaldo is not a player who often misses shots on goal’. It might seem trivial but to me it is unforgivable for somebody, especially a journalist to make such elementary mistakes with the language. Rant over………….what do you think?

Shirley Anne x

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